For Imperfect-preneurs, Coaches, Consultants, Speakers, Service Professionals and Small Biz Owners Looking to Ditch the B.S. and Get "Down 'n Dirty" With Their Marketing...

"Easy. Fun. Git 'er Done."

And fight "Headless Chicken Syndrome"!
Scroll to the bottom of this page to see the very, umm...
**unique** Public Service Announcements.

That's our battle cry.
Wanna join us?

From the desks of:
Lani & Allen Voivod
Co-owners and Content Lovers of Epiphanies, Inc.
Gilford, NH
Thursday, 8:57pm

Dear motivated (yet time-crunched) small biz dynamo,

Are you sick and tired of all the hype about how important it is to "Plan"? If you're like us, you know it could help, but really - who has the time?

Besides, some folks spend weeks (even months!) on Grand Plans only to let them collect dust on a shelf, or die in a computer file. We've seen it first-hand with our corporate clients, some of which paid us anywhere from $4,000 to $15,000 for comprehensive plans.

Now, bold, passionate professionals like us are too busy working, networking, and putting out fires to waste time, money, and resources on Grand Plans that are way too long and complicated to be relevant to our lives and success. Still, we need to be able to strategically take advantage of what's available to us right now, get the tools we need to break out of the pack, jump into our power, and claim the success we all want and deserve.

So what's a determined imperfect-preneur to do?

a. The same thing we've been doing, and hope for the best (as if!)

b. Flail, fail, and wail as we try it all willy-nilly and nothing works (Headless Chicken Syndrome!)

c. Get Down 'n Dirty, once and for all (Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Introducing Down 'n Dirty Marketing Planning, a powerful, value-rich, results-focused program designed to help even the most reluctant, overburdened small biz dynamo (You!)...
  • Ditch the excuses

  • Get focused -- even excited!

  • Achieve your business and revenue goals

...once and for all.

 

Your results are what is making
me stop and listen to you...

Claudia“You guys are truly amazing! What I admire and respect about you both is that you are walking your talk. You are living and breathing everything that you are teaching and are reaping positive, tangible results as a consequence! Your energy is infectious and highly inspirational. Your results are what is making me stop and listen to you; to try and absorb as much as I can...

“I not only applaud your courage and tenacity (I remember where you were three years ago around this time), but cherish who you both are as human beings and friends.”

 

~ Claudia Needham (with husband Peter)
Former Regional Manager of MicroCredit-NH
Owner of Abbot Brook, North Conway, NH
www.AbbotBrook.com

 

We took everything we've learned while creating big-ticket plans for companies, and set out to strip marketing plans down to the basics for you, make it EASY and FUN (we're all about easy and fun), and give you everything you need to increase your visibility, boost your results, and drive more and more money into your bank account.

The result is the "Down 'n Dirty Marketing Planning" program, a no-bloat success system complete with cheat sheets, marketing plan samples, audio recordings of our live 2-day event, and much more.

You'll get instant access to THREE different, super-easy "Down 'n Dirty" marketing plan templates - each of which can be completed in less than an hour (!), and one that's designed to be filled out in just five minutes. (!!!)

The audio portion of the "Down 'n Dirty Marketing Planning" program also reveals:

  • The 1 completely counter-intuitive shift in your biz and mindset that'll blow the roof off your profit ceiling

  • What breadsticks and cream cheese have to do with improving your bottom line

  • The 2 old-school tools you absolutely cannot live without when creating a plan that'll actually work

  • How to apply the CART formula to your marketing efforts, and the simple trick to turbo-charging its effect

  • 5 simple ways to fold social networking into your schedule without headaches and hassles

  • The only 3 questions that really matter when figuring out how much to budget and what to spend your budget on

  • Why a quick bit of "Monday-morning quarterbacking" could be the single best thing you do for your business all year

  • The 6 core elements that'll fuel your marketing success

It's all designed to help you easily, painlessly choose the most strategic, cost-effective ways to drive more sales and profits...and then plug ‘em into a plan that works.

 

GREAT Perspective on Marketing!

Richie Obrien"As a new small business owner with years in manufacturing the processes and accounting for a small business are not my challenges but marketing is. I appreciated that in the last seminar you stated several times that all of ideas and solutions you offered don’t have to be done now. Working at them over the course of the next year is fine as long as you have a plan in place. This was great to hear because I always feel like everything should be done now.

"Thanks for interesting and thought provoking seminars."

 

~ Richie Obrien
Owner, Mirror Lake Media
Mirror Lake, NH
www.MirrorLakeMedia.com

 

Order your "Down 'n Dirty Marketing Planning" program now and you'll receive immediate access to:

  • Digital audio recordings of the "FUNdamentals" and "Plug 'em In" sessions in MP3 format (two 75-minute sessions)
  • The "A-Ha!" Marketing Resource List - our go-to guide for marketing tools and business learning

  • The "A-Ha!" Project Periscope - the tool we use to kick-off project planning for ourselves and our clients

  • The "A-Ha!" Financial Thermostat - to help you chart a realistic and powerful path to higher profits

  • 3 Down 'n Dirty Marketing Templates (Painless, Fun, Plug 'n Play!) - because one size doesn't fit all, you get three different templates that'll change the way you think about marketing planning forever, each of which can be completed in less than an hour and have you good to go for 12 months of action

  • 3 Sample Mini-Marketing Plans - each of the Down 'n Dirty Marketing Templates, completed as examples for you

  • 3 time-saving "Content Cheat Sheets" - one to help you write articles, one to help you craft news releases, and one to make testimonials a piece of cake

While recording the "Down 'n Dirty Marketing Planning" audios, we realized there were a couple of related resources that would make the program even more valuable...so we've added them as BONUSES for you!
  • "The New Rules of Shoestring Marketing": 1-hour audio, PLUS the Shoestring Marketing "Cheat Sheet" and Evaluation Matrix "Cheat Sheet" ($47 value)

  • The Marketing Quick Tips Collection, with practical advice from marketing gurus and in-the-trenches entreprneurs

And if you're not currently a subscriber with us, you'll also receive a free subscription to "The Inciter" Ezine, exclusively designed for adventurous entrepreneurs who want to fire up their passion and profit-ize their niche.

The "Down 'n Dirty Marketing Planning" program and bonuses are all yours for just $197 $127. (Recession-busting price chop - a bonus $70 savings, only for a limited time!)

We're 100% confident this package is the best, most useful marketing planning solution you've ever seen. (So confident, in fact, that we use it in our own business!) And we know you'll get more business if you put what you learn in the program into bold, focused action.

So if the "Down 'n Dirty Marketing Planning" program isn't everything you were expecting, and all our templates, cheat sheets, tools, and resources don't help you produce the results you were looking for, just ask us for a prompt refund within one full year of your purchase. No reasons or excuses needed. It's that simple.

If you have any hesitation whatsoever, ask yourself this: "How much will it cost me to skip my marketing planning yet again, cross my fingers, and hope it all magically works out?"

The answer? Too much.

Don't make your marketing planning harder than it has to be, and don't keep doing the same thing over and over again if it's not getting you the results you want. Get "Down 'n Dirty" with us!

Just click the "Add to Cart" button below to get your instant download through our secure shopping cart.

 


 

In this economic environment, none of us can afford to turn our lead generation, marketing tactics, and income creators over to fate and crossed fingers. We all have to get past the overwhelm, stop making it harder than it has to be, and get down to the business of MARKETING our businesses so they can do their job and make us money.

Give yourself the gift of the tools, templates, resources, and PLAN that'll keep you on target, out of overwhelm, and into a purposeful course of action that'll save you time and make you the money you want and deserve.


Here's to a joy-filled (and wildly profitable) year,

--Lani & Allen

P.S. Please, don't pass up this one-of-a-kind "Down 'n Dirty Marketing Planning" program. It's your opportunity to create the strategy that'll make this year your best year yet!


And now, without further ado...
The "Headless Chicken Syndrome"
Public Service Announcements!

PSA #1 - HCS: The Silent Killer (FightHCS.com)

 

Good news: It's not too late for you to defeat the silent biz killer.
Get instant access to Down 'n Dirty Marketing Planning.

 

PSA #2 - Imperfect-preneurs: FightHCS.com

 

Don't be a sitting duck to HCS - get Down 'n Dirty Marketing Planning now.

 

PSA #3 - FightHCS.com (Any Questions?)

 

"Down 'n Dirty Marketing Planning" is the answer to
driving your revenue and results higher than ever. Get it today.

 

PSA #4 - FightHCS.com (Admit the Problem)

 

First: Admit the problem. second: Cure it with the Down 'n Dirty Marketing Planning package.

 


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